Seventeen seasons of fantasy football, forged in the mountains of Los Alamos. The league where legends are made — and grudges last forever.
Recaps, bonus winners and grudge updates land here once the season starts.
Preseason. The 2026 draft goes September 7 — the first write-up follows Week 1.
Seventeen seasons of receipts. Every record, every ring, every last-place finish.
No participation trophies here — you must be the clear alpha. Ties are counted, not crowned.
Badges earned across league history. Hover any badge for what it took.
Hover any badge in a case below to see exactly what earned it.
Every man who has ever fielded a team in this league, and what it got him.
Final standings for all seventeen seasons.